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Tote Mixer
May 12th
I find my world of android to be a safe haven for someone like myself. In the normal world, I fine it difficult to tell the difference between a social mixer and a tote mixer. It may appear to be extremely narrow, but I am naturally and inherently simple. I am not adventurous. When I stumbled into my techie little corner, I found fullfilment and satisfaction, immediately. I am told I need to venture out and be part of the real world. Why should I, when I am content and self supporting in my world? Didn’t any of these people ever hear those wise words “To each his own?”
A Salute to Green Printing
May 10th
There are many kinds of heroes. Some are spontaneous good samaritans that react impulsively to resue fellow citizens. Some are dyed-in-the-wool dedicated to humanity reponders. Then there are the types that plan to perform permanent or on-going actions that benefit the general public. Metro Fine Printers in Canada are the latter. They opted to and planned for a conversion of their entire operation to become non-toxic with green printing to the environment. Doing this at a total expense to themselves is what earned them the title of hero. More importantly is the example they set is getting contageous. We all stand to gain from this move.
Appropiate Wedding Cake Toppers
May 10th
I don’t want to appear to be a prude, but there is something going on these last couple of years that is beginning to disturb me. I think people have forgotten that matrimony is a holy sacrement. One area that is exhibiting total disrespect for this blessing is the wedding cake toppers, They are beginning to ignore the spirituality of the occasion and opting for humor and irreverence. When you see weird objects like motorcycles and bowling balls to guns and horses sitting on top of the cake, it is obvious something has gone wrong. I would really appreciate a return to custom with the good old bride in gown and groom in tux up there.
Hooray! For Event Management Software
May 8th
Each year, the world’s finest and by far most exciting trade show has to be the Las Vegas electronics show. Android freaks and all other geeks like me think we died and went to heaven during this spectacular event. I am positive that putting on this exhibit would be next to impossible if it weren’t for the great event management software available today. When you consider the enormous amount of trade booths and the hundreds of thousands of visitors, this is a coordinators nightmare. The collection of manufacturers and product developers in that same place, at the same time, blows my mind.
Why Vinyl Binders?
May 6th
The world is facing an overwhelming amount of critical situations. They range from desperate starvation to nuclear annihilation. So here I am, with my head in the sand, looking for the perfect vinyl binders to protect my plans for future android apps. I have to admit, world news frightens me. I don’t like to be one of the people who say ” I can’t doing anything about it so I ignore it.” The fact is I am. I get especially frustrated when individuals say things like ther never was a holocost or there are no homosexuals in my country. How can anyone deal with that kind of obstinence and ignorance?
Manitoba Carpenters
May 4th
The mystery remains. Where in the world did I come from and why in the world am I addicted to everything android? I sat down with my family members and discussed the likes and dislikes of each of us. My two brothers love to be in the wood shop my dad built in our back yard. My dad has hammered more nails than a career roofer. My mom tells me that we are from a long line of Manitoba carpenters and even my sister built her own doll house when she was seven. The last time I tried to nail two pieces of wood together, I ended up with a Looney Toon thumb, OUCH!
3 Ring Binder
May 3rd
It’s hard for me to think about how lost I was in trying to keep my papers in order before I started using 3 ring binders. I had stacks all over the place. My glove compartment in my truck was overflowing, my sock drawer was like a file cabinet, I was in trouble. Then, I started using the binders. Now they are sitting neatly atop my desk and all the information is properly tabbed. I feel like a wall street secretary with all my ducks in a row. I never knew that getting organized would give me such a boost.
Burnaby Condo
May 2nd
It was the annual meeting of the android savants. We all met at this great Burnaby condo to hash out all of our ideas about everything android. It isn’t exactly nice to say, but this group is weird. I include myself in this managerie of out-there techies. I must admit, it is the most comfortable atmosphere I could imagine. There is something very special about being in the midst of people that really have a grasp on where you’re coming from. After a while, we actually seemed to have created our own dialect. If an outsider came into the meeting, he would suspect we were from an unearthly place. I loved it.
Unsecured Business Lines of Credit
May 2nd
Instead of making a half-hearted effort at starting a business, do your due diligence. Get prepared emotionally and even more importantly, financially. Look into business loans and unsecured business lines of credit. The best way to fail in a new business is to be under capitalized. Trust me, I know. When I started my android business, I thought I could wing it on my own. I didn’t want to create any debt. Instead I created death, the death of the business. The next time around, I smartened up and got help finding financing. People like Hawkeye Management are there to see you through this somewhat difficult phase.
Unsecured Business Loans
May 1st
Heaven have mercy on he who borrows. He will have to make many payments for many tomorrows. Sounds pretty corny, doesn’t it? Well that was the legacy my grandfather left me. Had I listened to him when I was tempted with those unsecured business loans I got involved with, I probably wouldn’t be on all this ulcer medication I’m taking now. I thought I could take the tech world by storm when I started my android affiliate business. I spent almost all the money on programming and now I’m stuck with making payments with little income to support them.
